A Little Thing Called Boredom~

One fairly normal day in the fairly normal neighborhood...:

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Me: Looky what I stole from this guy named Light Yagami who wants to take over the world!!!! *waving the death note around*
Ty*: Ah, shit. T_T
L: *eating strawberry shortcake and humming a merry tune* Light Yagami is coming for you~~ coming for you~~ coming for you~ Light Yagami is coming for you~~ You~ Will~ Die~!!
Paula: Ji-jingle jingle! Jingle j-jingle! *crying in fright* I don't wanna die! Jingle jingle jingle jingle!!
Kid: Cut the jingle crap! Unless someone is holding up a "I Have The Death Note Sign", then we're safe.
Cody-kins~: OH MY GOD, ITS THE REAL DEATH NOTE!!! YES!!! THANK YOU GOD!!! ITS THE FREAKING DEATH NOTE!!! *takes it out of my hands, and thrusts it into the air* I HAVE THE DEATH NOTE!!!!!!! I AM A POWERFUL BEING!!!!!
Kid:... Yeah, we're gonna die now.
L: I personally know Light, and I personally know he's gonna--
Ty: Kick our sorry asses? Uh, no duh.
L:... Exactly. *finishing up strawberry shortcake*
Me: Wait... But, can't we just write Light's name down and kill him?
L: Well, yes. But, think about it. Once Light dies, everything in this world will be perfectly splendid. Butterflies will float around, and joyous sounds will be heard. Then again, all Light Yagami fangirls and guys will hunt down the murderer of him. Tsugumi Ohba** and Takeshi Obata*** will be sued by crazy girls who think Light is smexy. In fact, Misa will kill you...
Me: But, Light kills you in the end...
L: How true. But, that is what makes a good manga. And Light is very misunderstood. After every character in a manga goes crazy or dies, everyone then feels bad for them. Take Alois Trancy for instance. He was alive, everyone hated him. He's dead, everyone went nuts and fell head-over-heels for him.
Ty: I think that is the most L has ever spoken...
Me: Okay, fine, I won't kill Light!


*LATER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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Me: *staring with deadly eyes at the Death Note* I sooo wanna write some names in there...
Ty: Oh, that's just evil.
Me:... Don't you want to, also?
Ty:... Yeah. I do. But... *holding back temptation*... No... I can't!!!
Me: Oh, fine. *throws Death Note out the window*
Ty: O_O''... uhhh... Maddie?...
Me: Hmm?
Ty:... Never mind... *sweatdrop*






And that, my dear deviants, is what happens when I'm done my homework~~ and I'm totally bored~~

*- Ty is my older cousin.
**- Tsugumi Ohba is the writer of Death Note!
***- takeshi Obata is the manga artist of Death Note!


(none of those characters are mine..~ except for ty and myself!)